Score: 10

""We smokem the peace pipe.""

submission: We Are NativeAmericanCats

date: May 3, 2008

Fucking lawyers, ruining the fun for all of us.
This was a great cartoon, but unfortunately, somebody had to mess it up for you.
Hopefully you can work out a deal with them, though.
Favorite line is in the summary, Egoraptor did a great job.

Score: 7

"Liked it, although it could be a little better."

submission: Ed Gein Episode 1

date: October 29, 2006

It was good, I'll admit. And very original, including the fact that all the characters that Edward Gein was hanging around with was the characters that were influenced by him in their movies. Norman Bates, Buffalo Bill and Leatherface.
I liked the style, but the humor was a bit lacking.
Other than that, I liked it.
It'll make a nice little series on Newgrounds.

Score: 10

"This was great"

submission: Ingus: Episode 7

date: July 14, 2006

I love the Ingus series, it's one of the most random and funniest series I've ever seen. The graphics are simple, but effective. The voice acting is just great, I love Seth Forsman's range with his voices. (You can hear his range when he yells "For the clan!" in Ingus' voice) And the humor is original and well thought-out. I have to say that this series is great. Keep on making them and making people laugh, man. Good luck with future episodes.

(P.S. The Barney thing was scary because I couldn't click back to the menu. I was like, "Fuck! FUCK! Goddamnit! Go back! NOOO! He's stealing my soul!")

Score: 6

"I go to 4chan quite often."

submission: 4Chan City >:3

date: May 30, 2006

Yes, it is true. I do go there damn near every day. But, I can only handle so little of it at a time. Because, there's too many ignorant and illiterate people on there and it gets very, VERY goddamn annoying. And the traps.. Oh, GOD the TRAPS! "Oh, wow.. This chick's ho-- ARGH! GOATSE!" I get a boner for a few seconds until the gif/image loads fully up and shows the trap itself and it's like a can of "Boner Be Gone" hits my nut-sack, you know? I liked this animation in a way, the music was a little annoying. All though, I did like the piano intro. And I also liked the fluid animation sequences, I have to give you credit on your frame-by-frame work. And if there's any 4channers reading this review right now, I'd just like to say one thing. LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL AND TYPE WITH PROPER GRAMMAR YOU ILLITERATE FUCKS! Literacy is one of the only things some people have going for them and you're fucking that up!

Score: 9

"Good game, good concept"

submission: Tattoo Artist

date: May 15, 2006

This is a good game, I like it. Even though I could never get past the eight-ball (I'm on a laptop, this touch mouses on them are hard to handle on these kind of games.. Even though, I wouldn't do any better on a regular mouse) It's a good concept for a game, I've never seen one like it on the interweb. Here's a little suggestion though. The music. You need a button so you can toggle the music off. It gets annoying sometimes and I think you should have a button to turn it off. And I think you should give them a little more time on the time limit, it's damn near impossible for some people. You should probably have a difficulty setting, so people can choose. That's all the problems I have with the game, overall though, it's a good game.

(P.S. I gave it a 5 on violence because you're using a needle to scar people's skins for life)

Score: 10

"After all these years, it's still satisfying"

submission: Disorderly

date: May 11, 2006

I've been playing this game since it came out in 2001. It's been five long years and it's still fun as hell. I can't seem to go a week without playing it. Imagine it. Playing at least once a week for over FIVE YEARS and it STILL is fun! The "Please Penny" thing made me laugh so hard and it was fun, but it makes my penis retract inside of me for atleast 4 days. I love it and will keep playing it for the years to come.

Score: 10

"Heh.."

submission: Teagirl

date: March 19, 2006

I got tea-bags of justice too..

Score: 7

"Watch who you call "Stupid," SuzieBear"

submission: DK Project vs. Jackass

date: January 29, 2006

I admit that the people of Jackass do in fact stupid things, but they're do it for our amusement. I'd watch who you call stupid though, SuzieBear. It seems you can't even spell "adolescent."

Score: 9

"Great"

submission: Moleman

date: January 22, 2006

I take you out back to my shed where no one can hear you scream.

Score: 10

"Absolutely stunning"

submission: The Ultimate Showdown

date: January 22, 2006

That was great, really creative and original. Not many things are like that anymore, most people are copying styles when you have made one of your own. I'm not surprised Mr. Rogers won the fight, afterall he's an ex-marine sniper. He had quite a few tattoos, why do you think he wore that sweater? The fucker was a bad-ass pedophile while Michael Jackson is a pussafied pedophile.